The "Big" Issues

I don't know about you, but now that summer is coming around (for our part of the world) it is time to start updating our wardrobes with new wacky outfits (and a few pairs of bathers). As a slimly built, short teenager, this can be a trouble. Nothing fits. And if it does (sorry Supre) it is way too low cut and shorts are too short and pants are too long. Kid's clothes have no shape and are definately not made for people with hips. A lot of my friends are a similar size to me and also cannot find clothes which are appropriate. So why aren't clothing stores, including the "teenage" shops, catering for girls who are smaller than an eight??? (In mosts stores clothing only does down to a 10)
So I'm left with my jeans, a few pairs of "slightly altered" old boardshorts and some random tops which need a top underneath for the summer. Fabulous...

If you have had similar experiences, please post a comment and leave a message on my CBox so I can find it.

ciao, hpalgr

Schnappi

Remember about a year ago, that German song which made it on to our Australian charts. I translated the words using Babblefish and although they don't quite make sense, I had a laugh anyway.

I am Schnappi, the small crocodile. Come from Egypt, is located directly at the Nile. First I lay in an egg, then schni, schna, snatched myself I freely
Schni Schna Schnappi Schnappi Schnappi snatch Schni Schna Schnappi Schnappi Schnappi snatch I am Schnappi, the small crocodile, have sharp teeth, and of it completely beautifully much. I snatch yourself which I snatch can, I snatch too, because I can so well.
Schni Schna Schnappi Schnappi Schnappi snatch Schni Schna Schnappi Schnappi Schnappi snatch I am Schnappi, the small crocodile, I snatch gladly, that am my favourite play. I creep to the mummy ran, and show it as I to snatch can
Schni Schna Schnappi Schnappi Schnappi snatch Schni Schna Schnappi Schnappi Schnappi snatch I am Schnappi, the small crocodile, and from snatching, there war I not too much. I bite the Papi briefly in the leg, and then, then sleep I simply.
Schni Schna Schnappi Schnappi Schnappi snatch Schni Schna Schnappi Schnappi Schnappi snatch Schni Schna Schnappi Schnappi Schnappi snatch Schni Schna Schnappi Schnappi Schnappi snatch

Hello Kitty

I just love Hello Kitty and I think every gir on this planet has a soft spot for the brand. Just so cute!!!! Maybe I'll have this as my background. What do you think???

Rainbow Beetle

My blonde friend has recently posted a picture of a beetle on her blog. Not only has she copied my posts, she has posted a dull yellow one. I think they look much better in brighter colours, although that is just a matter of opinion. Anyway, here I am outdoing her. This is the coolest picture I have found so far.
I've drawn a logo for this blog, a girl dressed in hot pink and lime green. I'll have to scan it and put it in somewhere because it is pretty cool. Anyway, that's it for now. Ciao.

Chocolate Coated Starfish

Broken heart
Longing for a brand new start
hoping no longer apart
and time will mend
My broken heart

Forgotten Soul
Fell into another hole
you know my heart you stole
and have left me here
a forgotten soul

Since you've been gone
i'm empty inside
I cannot run
and i cannot hide
Fallin' apart
and still don't know why (you left)
and no fluffy pink balloons or chocolate coated starfish
will make it better

So alone
left here to cry and moan
I wan't you to come home
I miss you coz I
am so alone

Must be strong
Know we've both been in the wrong
So I'm singing my song
Hoping that you'll hear
still i must be strong

Since you've been gone
I'm empty inside
I cannot run
and I cannot hide
Falling apart
and still don't know why (you're gone)
and no fluffy pink balloons or chocolate coated starfish
will make it better

Wait for the phone
to hear your sweet voice
But I'm still alone
and cannot rejoice
Fallin' apart
and still don't know why (I care)
and no fluffy pink ballons or chocolate coated starfish will make it better

Nothing will make it better
but you.....

What the....

What is the deal with no GOOD people ever checking my blog. How am i supposed to take a stand on anything if noone reads it in the first place?

Hi Jess.....

In true hpalgr style...

In true hpalgr style I have included a pic of a lime green paperclip, as promised ages ago. Refer to post about Kyle MacDonald...

Cute Little Bear

How could you not fall in love with this cute little bear? Okay, to tell the truth, I'm a bit bored with the images I get from google. Coming soon on my blog, I might put some of my own on (like my lime slippers, so comfy) plus more lyrics from Sparkling Cyanide, which, in case I haven't mentioned already, is my band. I wrote a great song the other day but I left the words at school. Didn't stop me writing a backing track for it yesterday, using my keyboard. So keep an eye out for the lyrics of CHOCOLATE COATED STARFISH and also REBELLION. Who knows, we might become something big one day.

as if, we can't even sing. Oh well, still fun.

PS Check out my new links to my fav blogs (decision slightly biased) if you've got time.

Sparkling Cyanide

Here we have a wine goblet. Whoop de doo. Well it's symbolic, of a band we created in school. We're called Sparkling Cyanide. Our first song had to be about Guitar Highway Rose by Brigid Lowry.

Rosie, Rosie, Rosie, Rosie
Rosie, we got to run away today
Rosie..

Come on girl put on your smile
We gonna go away just for awhile
To a place where u can play
Leave ur troubles for another day.

Rosie, we got to run away today
Rosie, we got to run away today

You see that sky it's blue for you
you can do the things you wanna do
Lose those chains and break the rules
We're not like all those other fools

It makes no sense to hide away
so speak those words you wanna say

Sing doo doo doo doo doo doodidoo (etc)

You walk beside me u hold my hand
You listen and you understand
Sleep with me under the stars
Together you know we'll go far

It makes no sense when we're apart
Coz when we are it breaks my heart

Runaway Runaway

(harmony thingy)

Runaway.....